You can get a man on the moon, open up a chest to repair a beating heart, remove an ovary from a female body, fertilize it and implant it back into the uterus so a human being can grow . . .
BUT YOU CAN'T DEVELOP ANYTHING TO EFFECTIVELY COMBAT FRIZZY HAIR!?!?
I do not understand this. How hard can it be? You seriously can't create a formula that will keep a 95 degree day, under 87% humidity, from turning someone with otherwise healthy looking, smooth hair into one of the muppets on crack? I don't believe it. Are you just too good for anti-frizz?
Well, consider the damage we frizz freaks are doing to our communities. I mean honestly, I think nasty, moisture soaked curls all over my head today were actually interfering with satellite signals and possibly causing accidents. That's right - accidents. Over the course of the day I, no joke, had to pull over for 2 ambulances and 3 police vehicles and that is no lie. Surely this was caused by frizz interference because a head of hair this out of control has to have an impact.
Oh, let me guess, you CAN'T BE BOTHERED!
Whatevs.
Top 5 Awful Things I'd Rather Have Than Frizz:
1. diarrhea
2. temporary blindness
3. a hangover
4. 10 stubbed toes
5. taxes
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