Yes, we all know that crack, the street name given to cocaine that can be smoked, is often produced/bought/sold/used in old, burnt-out abandoned buildings commonly called CRACK HOUSES. These houses and the people who inhabit them are a real threat to our communities and society as a whole, but . . .
NOT NEARLY AS
GREAT A THREAT
AS THIS SORT OF
CRACK HOUSE!
Clearly, this crack house is falling down and needs to be condemned.
So, following is a list of the Top 10 reasons exposed butt crack is completely unacceptable and why we CAN’T BE BOTHERED experiencing this in a civilized society.
#10 It’s gross.
#9 You must feel the draft, so there is no excuse not to pull your frigaroni pants up!
#8 If we can see your ass-crack-of-dawn, your underwear are either:
(a) also too low
(b) not being worn
(c) choices a and b are both gross and so are you.
#7 Since we were little girls and boys we were told:
“Don’t step on the crack, you’ll break your mother’s back.”
Someone could definitely step on this. Yuck.
#6 If I saw this on the sidewalk while I was diving I would totally stare
and that could cause a serious multi-car accident
(which still wouldn’t even be worse than this display), all because you
CAN’T BE BOTHERED wearing clothes that fit.
#5 Don’t even get me started on how short that darn sweater is too.
#4 Oh look at this - another one.
The offensive crack shown here just doesn’t have the issue from #8 because
her panty line is actually HIGHER (omg!) than her pants!
The term underwear begins with the word UNDER for a reason, just FYI.
#3 Very few things with cracks in them look good and your ass is not
in the short list of “Things that Look Good with Cracks in Them!”
#2 Do you know that things can easily slip into cracks? Ya, well think about it.
#1 . . . And the number one reason we CANNOT BE BOTHERED
with exposed butt crack:
Not only is it cracked - there’s a hole in it too!
Trust us, your ass looks better IN the jeans!
